Bran Van Stan's Bran Flakes

The gross little soggy cereal bowl of my creations; where I post my artistic "flakes" made by me, Bran!

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WHAT!? WH-HOW!?!? THIS IS INSANITY!!! WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET THE KEYS!?!?

WHAT!? WH-HOW!?!? THIS IS INSANITY!!! WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET THE KEYS!?!?

Hey, how about you tell us something USEFUL, Smith? Christ Almighty he could be anywhere. He won’t make it past the checkpoints, that’s for sure.

Hey, how about you tell us something USEFUL, Smith? Christ Almighty he could be anywhere. He won’t make it past the checkpoints, that’s for sure.

Clods aren’t even gems. They’re chunks of dirt.
Peridot has been using racial slurs.

Clods aren’t even gems. They’re chunks of dirt.

Peridot has been using racial slurs.

(via mega-madridista-4-life)